

SpongeBob: Well, yes, Gary, I am a sponge with paper stuck in his pants, but I'm also. Turns his lower body around) Guess what I am. Gary, watch this! (twists his lower part of his body around and puts the piece of paper in it so it hangs out. Squidward: How can anyone have fun with just a piece of paper? (Squidward plays his clarinet but has to stop due to SpongeBob's laughter continuing) Ohh.what can he possibly be doing with that paper?! (peeks out his window and SpongeBob is running around with the piece of paper high, above his head) it's just that I'm thinking of all the fun I'm going to have with this piece of paper! (Squidward walks back and picks up his clarinet) SpongeBob: I'm sorry, Squidward, it's just. Squidward tries to play his clarinet but Squidward gets annoyed by SpongeBob's laughter so he peeks out the window) What in the world are you giggling about? Squidward: (walking up to his clarinet) SpongeBob. Ah, Mr Paper, I am so lucky to have a friend like Squidward. SpongeBob: So, I take that as a possible no? Squidward? Squidward? Squidward? (Squidward closes the door) Ok, Squidward, that's a promise I'll just have to keep. And promise me, no matter how much I may beg, and plead, and cry, don't give that paper back to me.ever! SpongeBob: Last chance to change your mind, Squidward. Squidward: GEEEEEEEEEEET OOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUT!!! (gets SpongeBob out) SpongeBob: Are you definitely, positively sure? SpongeBob appears from under the table where the phone is. It's yours forever and ever! (hangs up and sighs. Squidward: Yes! For the final time, I don't want that paper. A spectacular afternoon of underwater fun. SpongeBob: Garbage? But, Squidward, in the right hands, this paper is a gold mine of entertainment. Squidward: What's the big deal? It's only garbage? SpongeBob: I just figured you probably want it back. SpongeBob: You dropped this little piece of paper. (folds up the lawn chair and walks to his front door but SpongeBob stops him) Squidward: (spits out gum) Well, time to go. SpongeBob's pineapple moves forward closer to the wrapper and he opens the door) Throws the gum wrapper away in front of SpongeBob's house. (takes out some gum and puts it in his mouth.

Squidward: (walks out and sits on his lawn chair) Ah, time to relax.
